Ye Sarhange mire padeghan,
Mibine hame lokht rah miran
miporse : inja che khabare?
Migan Ye sarbaz e Ghazvini farar karde,
Vasash tale gozashtim!

Midooni to kelase dars torkaro az koja tashkhis midan?
Az oonja ke vaghti ostad takhtaro pak mikoneh oona ham daftareshoono pak mikonan!

Raeese Sazman e Enteghal e koon e ghazvin E’lam kard:
Be zoodi bank e koon e ghazvin ba zarfiate 10000 koon shoroo’ be kar khahad kard,
Vey dar javab e in soal ke in hame koon ra az koja miavarad farmood:
Hamin kooni ke dare in message ro mikhoone baghie ye koon ha ro khabar mikone!

Midooni shabahate gooz ba dokhtar chiye?
Agar ba molayemat bahashoon raftar koni, Khodeshoon ro chos mikonan!

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Mibinam ke kheili dari be khodet feshra miari,
Zoor nazan! Mobileto bargardoon!

Yek Dokhtare khoshgel ba madarbozorgersh mire parche forooshi,
Parcharo mipasandand, Dokhtare gheimat ro miporse, Forooshande ke hiz boode mige : 10 ta Maach!
Dokhtare ghabool mikone, Moghe hesab kardan ke mirese dokhtare mige:
Mamanbozorg bia hesab kon!

Ghazvinia Bin Laden ro dastgir mikonan,
Zang mizanan be George Bush migan:
Kamran o Houman ro tahvil bede Bin Laden ro tahvil begir!

Midooni be ye torke mast chi migan?
Maskhare!

Do ta Ghazvini baaham to biabun gom shode budan va dashtan as goshnegi mimordan,
Donbale ghaza migashtan ke yeki az Ghazvininha dolla mishe, yek chizi as roye zamin varmidare, boosesh mikone va migzare to jibesh.
Doostesh miporse chi peida kardi, Noone? Mige na, ostekhune Koone!

Torke sooratesh ghermez boode behesh migan chi shode?
Mige: Chesh khorde!
Migan manzooret ine ke kasi cheshmet zade?
Mige na oon chesh ke na cheshe shalvar khorde!

Torke mire Olampic,
Behesh migan hala ke be inja residi be che maghami fekr mikoni?
Mige: Be magham e mo’azzam e rahbari!

Avalin chizi ke behesh del bastam too bodi,
Bi too arumo gharar nadashtam,
Gerye mikardam to roo mikhastam,
Midonestam too nabashi nemikhabam.
Doostet Daram Pestoonak!