After a judge signs the final divorce papers of a Jewish couple, the woman says, “Thank you, Your Honor, now I have to arrange for a GET” The judge asks, “What’s a Get” The woman explains, ” A GET is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.” The Judge asks, “A religious ceremony like a bris?” “Yes, she replies, “very similar only in this case you get rid of the whole schmuck!”

As a result of an earthquake an elderly jewish married couple were
buried in a cellar.
A rescue command of the Red Cross rakes out the ruins to release them.
Only a wall separates them.
A rescuer knocks with the hammer against the wall to give a signal to
the buried.
- Who is there? - there one hears from the cellar.
- The Red Cross.
- For the Red Cross we have already given.

Dokhtar ha chand no’e dadash daran:
1- Dadashe interneti ta har vaght khastan azash account e majjani begiran!
2- Dadashe bezan bahador ta dar mavaghe’e lozoom hale ba’zi ha ro begire!
3- Dadashe khosh tipe pooldar ta be doostash bege: ( In boyfrind e mane!)
4- Dadashe kharkhoon ta mogheye emtehan barash taghallob beneviseh!
5- Dadashe mashin dar ta sare vaght beresoonesh sare gharar!
6- Dadashi ke cheshme didanesh ro nadareh ke hamoon dadashe vagheiye khodeshe!!

Girl friends and cell phones are same in one thing.
That is “PAISA ILLAINNA PESA MUDIYATHU”

Lady secretary: Boss, your wife wants to kiss u over the telephone.
Boss: Please receive it and give it to me later.

Two sardars were planting a bomb in a car
Sardar 1: What would we do if the bomb explodes when we are planting it..?
Sardar 2: Dont worry.. I’ve got 1 more.

Feeling bored?
Wondering what to do?
Enter your hands in between the zip take out your…
Book… from your bag and study

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