Lady secretary: Boss, your wife wants to kiss u over the telephone.
Boss: Please receive it and give it to me later.

Feeling bored?
Wondering what to do?
Enter your hands in between the zip take out your…
Book… from your bag and study

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money…
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

A man was carrying 5 babies in a train. LADY sitting next asked:- are they your babies?
MAN:- No I am working in a Condom Factory and these are customer complaints.

Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot… he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart… I didn’t wear pantie.

What is the difference between a condom and a atom bomb?
Atom bomb blast population decreases when condom blast population increases.

Wife: I have to buy a new bra.
Husband: why do you need a bra? Your boobs are too small.
Wife : Yesterday you bought a new underwear did I say anything?

Once some one sent SMS to sardar ” Sender is cool and reader is fool”
Sardar got angry and replied ” Sender is fool and reader is cool”

Do you know the full form of COLLEGE ?

C - come
O - on
L - lets
L - love
E - every
G - girl
E - equally —- (That’s why we go college.)

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, “George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”

“What did it say on the banners?” Bush asks.

Ahmadinejad replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.”

Bush says, “You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner.”

“What did it say on the banners?” Mahmud asks.

Bush replies, “I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew.”

When Santa Claus went into Ahmadinejad’s home to deliver Christmas gifts, he passed out! Ahmadinejad isn’t big on bathing and when Santa tried to leave gifts in one of his stockings, the stench knocked him out!