After a judge signs the final divorce papers of a Jewish couple, the woman says, “Thank you, Your Honor, now I have to arrange for a GET” The judge asks, “What’s a Get” The woman explains, ” A GET is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.” The Judge asks, “A religious ceremony like a bris?” “Yes, she replies, “very similar only in this case you get rid of the whole schmuck!”

As a result of an earthquake an elderly jewish married couple were
buried in a cellar.
A rescue command of the Red Cross rakes out the ruins to release them.
Only a wall separates them.
A rescuer knocks with the hammer against the wall to give a signal to
the buried.
- Who is there? - there one hears from the cellar.
- The Red Cross.
- For the Red Cross we have already given.