Ye Sarhange mire padeghan,
Mibine hame lokht rah miran
miporse : inja che khabare?
Migan Ye sarbaz e Ghazvini farar karde,
Vasash tale gozashtim!

Raeese Sazman e Enteghal e koon e ghazvin E’lam kard:
Be zoodi bank e koon e ghazvin ba zarfiate 10000 koon shoroo’ be kar khahad kard,
Vey dar javab e in soal ke in hame koon ra az koja miavarad farmood:
Hamin kooni ke dare in message ro mikhoone baghie ye koon ha ro khabar mikone!

Ghazvinia Bin Laden ro dastgir mikonan,
Zang mizanan be George Bush migan:
Kamran o Houman ro tahvil bede Bin Laden ro tahvil begir!

Do ta Ghazvini baaham to biabun gom shode budan va dashtan as goshnegi mimordan,
Donbale ghaza migashtan ke yeki az Ghazvininha dolla mishe, yek chizi as roye zamin varmidare, boosesh mikone va migzare to jibesh.
Doostesh miporse chi peida kardi, Noone? Mige na, ostekhune Koone!

Shahrdari Ghazvin too park hash tablo zade va roosh neveshte :
Lotfan gol bechinid!

Too Ghazvin Billiard Majjanie,
Ama Tamashaye baazi 3500 tomane!

Jahiziye Ghazviniha:
Ab sardkun, Ab garmkun, Shir daghkun, Chay safkun, Makhlootkun,…

Taablohaye beine shahr ha:
1. Ghom : Ba vozoo vared shavid,
2. Ghazvin : Ba rokoo vared shavid,
3. Rasht : Ba sejde vared shavid.

Ghazvinie dasht donbal toop midoeed migan chera donbal toop midoee?
Mige akhe niroye entezami elam karde be donbal har toopi bachei hast!

Film haye barandeye basane boloorin dar ghazvin:
Jangi: Koon paareh!
Khanevadegi: Pesaram, Che kooni dari!
Takhayyoli: Koone bi soorakh!
Sexi: Koon berehneh!

Gheyre momken ha:
1- Shali kari dar ghazvin!
2- Tashkhise hoviyat dar rasht!
3- Adam shenasi dar ardebil!

Ghazviniye too khastegari javabe rad mishnaveh, Be koone dadashe aroos asid mipasheh!