Ghazviniye ye kiseh berenj e tabarok mikhare, Daresho baz mikoneh mige: Eeeee, Pas hamidesh koo?!

Ghazviniye kenare zamin football khabideh boode, Migan: Chera inja khabidi? Mige: Akhe man borankardam!

Montakhabe jashnvareye filme fajr dar ghazvin:
1- Spartakoon
2- Azizam bargard
3- Damar shodegan
4- Man kambiz, 12 sal daram

Ghazviniye ba’d az namaze jama’at be baghal dastish: Ghabool bashe
Be jeloyi: Damet garm
Be poshte sari: Dahanet servis!

Doaye ghazvini:
Khodam poshtet, Khoda panahet!

Tehrooniya zaneshoon ro bimeye omr mikonan, Ghazviniya bimeye badaneh, Rashtiya bimeye shakhse sales!

Ghazviniya ba farhangestane zaban dava mikonan ke chera toye alefba,
Be “n” migan “noon” vali be “k” migan “kaf”?

Javayeze nafis e bankhaye ghazvin:
Nafare sevvom: 5 koodak
Nafare dovvom: 10 koodak
Nafare avval: kilide mahde koodak!

Ye bache to ghazvin gom mishe, police mige az yabande taghaza mishavd emshab ro ke hich, farda tahvile ma bedid ke pas farda bedim be khanevadash!

Too oon donya ye tehrani, ye esfehani va ye ghazvini eltemas mikonan ke ye forsate dige beheshoon bedan, bad az kolli eltemas, khoda beheshoon mige agar gonah konid tabdil be sang mishid!
Miyan in donya, hamintor dashtan miraftan ke tehraniye ye dokhtar mibine miyofte donbalesh, hamoon ja sang mishe.
Esfehaniye mibine ye 1000 tomani oftade zamin, dolla mishe bardare, ghazviniye behesh mige khoda la’natet kone, ham khodeto badbakht kardi ham mano!

Ghazviniye zange dare khoonash ro kenare pashneye dar nasb mikone balash ham minevise: Madyooni age ba pat zang bezani!

Ye rooz ye moalleme ghazvini be shagerdesh mige: to dars ke nemikhooni, bagh ham ke nemiyay, man nemidoonam chetori mikhay ghabool shi!