Torke too jazireye adam khaarha gir miofteh, Mige hala bia be ina sabet kon maa adam nistim!!

Ye torke zoghal gozashte bud ru saresh
Yeki ke dasht rad mishod porsid: Agha khol shodi,
Chera zoghal ru saret gozashti?
Torke shalvaresho keshid paen goft:
Befarmaed ghelyun!

Emtehan e Gozinesh boode, az torke miporsan:
Naam e madar e emam e zamaan chi bood?
Torke kami fekr kard o goft: Daghighan nemidoonam, maa beheshoon migoftim khanoom e asgari!

Torke mire navaar forooshi, Mige : Agha shoma film e nohe ye Haj Agha Reza Helali ro darin?
Forooshande chand film az nohe haye mokhtalef ro nam mibare, miporse kodoom ro mikhain?
Torke mige : ooni ke akharesh sahne dare!

Midooni to kelase dars torkaro az koja tashkhis midan?
Az oonja ke vaghti ostad takhtaro pak mikoneh oona ham daftareshoono pak mikonan!

Midooni be ye torke mast chi migan?
Maskhare!

Torke sooratesh ghermez boode behesh migan chi shode?
Mige: Chesh khorde!
Migan manzooret ine ke kasi cheshmet zade?
Mige na oon chesh ke na cheshe shalvar khorde!

Torke mire Olampic,
Behesh migan hala ke be inja residi be che maghami fekr mikoni?
Mige: Be magham e mo’azzam e rahbari!

Torke mire behesh,
Zire paaye madaran leh mishe!

Be torke migan chi shod Aids gerefti?
Mige : Az towalet farangi!
Migan : Adam az towalet farangi ke aids nemigire,
Mige : Akhe nafare ghabli hanooz boland nashode bood!

Torke savare samand mishe,
Yeho sedaye zani miad ke mige:
Lotfan dar khodro ra bebandid,
Torke mige:
Khob bastam, hala bia biroon jigar!

Torke be zanesh mige: Dishab ke pa shodam beram dastshooyi, dare dastshooyi ro ke baaz kardam, Cheraghesh roshan shod, tarsidam daro bastam, goftam hatman jenne! Dobareh baz kardam cheragh roshan shod! Manam ye besmellah goftamo raftam karamo kardam…Zane:Khak bar saret, pas begoo chera yakhchal shashi bood!!