Ye torke zoghal gozashte bud ru saresh
Yeki ke dasht rad mishod porsid: Agha khol shodi,
Chera zoghal ru saret gozashti?
Torke shalvaresho keshid paen goft:
Befarmaed ghelyun!

A man was carrying 5 babies in a train. LADY sitting next asked:- are they your babies?
MAN:- No I am working in a Condom Factory and these are customer complaints.

Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot… he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart… I didn’t wear pantie.

What is the difference between a condom and a atom bomb?
Atom bomb blast population decreases when condom blast population increases.

A man was lying nude on the beach. A girl starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man asks what are you doing?
Girl says: I am playing tabla
Man turns over and says can you play FLUTE.

Raeese Sazman e Enteghal e koon e ghazvin E’lam kard:
Be zoodi bank e koon e ghazvin ba zarfiate 10000 koon shoroo’ be kar khahad kard,
Vey dar javab e in soal ke in hame koon ra az koja miavarad farmood:
Hamin kooni ke dare in message ro mikhoone baghie ye koon ha ro khabar mikone!

Be torke migan chi shod Aids gerefti?
Mige : Az towalet farangi!
Migan : Adam az towalet farangi ke aids nemigire,
Mige : Akhe nafare ghabli hanooz boland nashode bood!

Zan Mesle Chist?
Nazarie ye Faransavi: Zan Mesle e Gol ast, bayad oo ra booid.
Nazarie ye Almani: Zan mesle mashin ast, bayad az oo be khoobi movazebat kard.
Nazarie ye Englisi: Zan mesle lire ye sterling ast, bayad arzesh anra hefz kard.
Nazarie ye Italiaee: Zan mesle yek tablo ast, Bayad be deghat be oo negarist.
Nazarie ye Irani: Zan mesle safhe ye geramafon ast, bad az inke az yek tarafash estefade kardi, bayad barash gardani va az samte digarash ham estefade koni!

Ye pesar bacheh be moalemesh,
Mige: khanom mikham bahat ezdevaj konam,
Moalemesh mige : boro hoseleye bache nadaram,
Pesare mige : khob eshkali nadare jelogiri mikonim!

Yaroo mire azmayesh ghah test e khon bede,
Noke angoshtesho suzan mizanan ba’d jasho parastar mik mizane ke khonesh band biad,
Mige khanoom man azmayesh edrar ham daram!

Tehranie be Rashtie : Agha ye dokhtare najib o pak o khoshgel ke hich kasi ta hala behesh dast nazade
peyda mishe ?
Rashtie: Are shabi 50000 toman!

Taablohaye beine shahr ha:
1. Ghom : Ba vozoo vared shavid,
2. Ghazvin : Ba rokoo vared shavid,
3. Rasht : Ba sejde vared shavid.