I tried to call you from a pay phone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, this stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me…but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me…its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth, ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Be torke migan ta hala moghyati pish omade ke na rah pas dashte bashina rah pish?
Mige are ya bar arre rafte bod too koonam!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday. Tevery day!