Girl friends and cell phones are same in one thing.
That is “PAISA ILLAINNA PESA MUDIYATHU”

Two sardars were planting a bomb in a car
Sardar 1: What would we do if the bomb explodes when we are planting it..?
Sardar 2: Dont worry.. I’ve got 1 more.

Thotal AIDS varum…
Thodamal SARS varum…
Sutal PILES varum…
Sudamal FILEZ varum…
Kangal padamal …
Kiegal Thodamal AIDS varuvadhilai…

Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot… he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart… I didn’t wear pantie.

A sardar enters shop and shouts, where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Man: There is nothing free with this sir.
Sardar: Oye! It’s written Cholesterol Free.

Once some one sent SMS to sardar ” Sender is cool and reader is fool”
Sardar got angry and replied ” Sender is fool and reader is cool”

Father: radio va ceylon la vai.
Son: vendampa namma veetileye irukkattum.