After a judge signs the final divorce papers of a Jewish couple, the woman says, “Thank you, Your Honor, now I have to arrange for a GET” The judge asks, “What’s a Get” The woman explains, ” A GET is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.” The Judge asks, “A religious ceremony like a bris?” “Yes, she replies, “very similar only in this case you get rid of the whole schmuck!”