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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

A man was carrying 5 babies in a train. LADY sitting next asked:- are they your babies?
MAN:- No I am working in a Condom Factory and these are customer complaints.

Thotal AIDS varum…
Thodamal SARS varum…
Sutal PILES varum…
Sudamal FILEZ varum…
Kangal padamal …
Kiegal Thodamal AIDS varuvadhilai…

Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot… he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart… I didn’t wear pantie.

What is the difference between a condom and a atom bomb?
Atom bomb blast population decreases when condom blast population increases.

A sardar enters shop and shouts, where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Man: There is nothing free with this sir.
Sardar: Oye! It’s written Cholesterol Free.

Wife: I have to buy a new bra.
Husband: why do you need a bra? Your boobs are too small.
Wife : Yesterday you bought a new underwear did I say anything?

Once some one sent SMS to sardar ” Sender is cool and reader is fool”
Sardar got angry and replied ” Sender is fool and reader is cool”

A man was lying nude on the beach. A girl starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man asks what are you doing?
Girl says: I am playing tabla
Man turns over and says can you play FLUTE.

Do you know the full form of COLLEGE ?

C - come
O - on
L - lets
L - love
E - every
G - girl
E - equally —- (That’s why we go college.)

Father: radio va ceylon la vai.
Son: vendampa namma veetileye irukkattum.