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Torke az baghale dokhtare rad mishode, Be dokhtare mige: Jigareto!
Dokhtare mige: Khafeh sho eekbiri!
Torke mige: Eekbiri na khare! Bayad begi: Bir, Eeki, Ooch…
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Zan: Man bar khalafe to hamisheh mogheye shena saram az ab birooneh
Shohar: Akhe azizam, Chize sabok hamishe rooye ab mimooneh!
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Emtehan e Gozinesh boode, az torke miporsan:
Naam e madar e emam e zamaan chi bood?
Torke kami fekr kard o goft: Daghighan nemidoonam, maa beheshoon migoftim khanoom e asgari!
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Nazar be ehtemal hozoor e khaharan dar stadium va zaroorat e bazsazi sho’aar haye baradaran dar stadium,
In Sho’aar bedin soorat taghir yaft : Exoz Khavar, Shire Samavar, Eva didi khahar? Raft kojaye davar?
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Be Basijie migan: Me’yare shoma baraye entekhab e hamsar chie?
Mige : Sedaghat e Khadije, Efaf e Zahra, Sabr e Zeinab, Fadakarie Somayye, Heikal e Jennifer Lopez!
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Torke mire navaar forooshi, Mige : Agha shoma film e nohe ye Haj Agha Reza Helali ro darin?
Forooshande chand film az nohe haye mokhtalef ro nam mibare, miporse kodoom ro mikhain?
Torke mige : ooni ke akharesh sahne dare!
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Bel’akhare Bush va Ahmadinejad baham molaghat kardand,
Bush Dast daad o goft : Man Bush Hastam,
Ahamdinejad goft: Manam khodesham.
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Ahmadinejad X Mikhore,
Mire Hammam!
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Ahmadinejad be ye mantaghe faghirneshin dar yeki az roosta ha safar kard, koodaki ro did ke bedoon kafsh dar hale kar ast,
Az oo porsid, pesaram shomareye paat chand ta man begam barayat kafsh beferestand?
Koodak goft: 43
Ahmadinejad moteajjeb shod va goft: 43?
Koodak goft: Aan zamani ke to bekhai be va’de at amal koni paaye man 43 khahad bood!
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Agar be daftar Ahmadinejad zang bezanin ba in payam rooberoo khahid shod :
“Lotfan pas az shenidan Do’aye Joshan Kabir Payam Begozarid”!
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Be Hashemi Rafsanjani migan : Hala ke dar entekhabat e riasat jomhoori pirooz nashodi chikar mikoni?
Goft : Mikhoonam baraye Rahbari!
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Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, “George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Bush asks.
Ahmadinejad replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.”
Bush says, “You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Mahmud asks.
Bush replies, “I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew.”
